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Unread 11-06-2008, 06:14 PM   #1
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Before Marriage - - -

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top.
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I find it very funny.
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Some things change when your still on in a relationship status and marriage life.
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Lmfao, that was so funny, honestly did you think of that yourself or did you get it somewhere cause props to you if you thought of it!

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Haha, i thought they live happily ever after..
Good joke..Makes me smile!

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Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

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After marriage, people change

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