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Unread 11-06-2008, 05:33 PM   #1
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1.Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2.In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3.Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4.If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5.Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6.Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
7.Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
8.Practice making fax and modem noises.
9.Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
10.Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11.Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
12.Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
13.Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
14.Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
15.Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
16.Staple pages in the middle of the page.
17.Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18.Honk and wave to strangers.
19.Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
20.TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
21.type only in lowercase.
22.dont use any punctuation either
23.Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
24.Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
25."DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."
26.As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
27.Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
28.Ask people what gender they are.
29.While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
30.Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
31.Sing along at the opera.
32.Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
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15.Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

OMG my grandfather used to do this, but he really did "LIKE IT" that way. LOL he used to drive my grandmother absolutely batshit !
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15.Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

OMG my grandfather used to do this, but he really did "LIKE IT" that way. LOL he used to drive my grandmother absolutely batshit !
Haha I wonder if he really did just like it or was just trying to annoy her.
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Haha I wonder if he really did just like it or was just trying to annoy her.

I dunno, but it went on for years LOL In the beginning my grandmother actually went out and bought a new TV a few times cause she thought the color was busted on them. She'd adjust it right and when she'd get home from work at night it'd be all green again LOL She just assumed they went bad and bought new ones.

When she finally figured out it was my Pappy adjusting the color I thought she'd kill him
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Your grandfather has a good sense of humor of joking around your grandmother.
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28.Ask people what gender they are.
Maybe I can use this to annoy others.
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31.Sing along at the opera.
Love this

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