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Unread 06-11-2010, 03:34 PM   #1
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Brunette Joke

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?"
She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."
"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."


The Ultimate Sacrifice

There is a brunette and a blonde hanging over the edge of a cliff off a piece of rope. They realize that the rope will break if one of them doesn't let go and they will both fall to their deaths. The brunette starts this big heartwarming speech about how she is going to sacrifice herself. At the end of the speech the blonde starts clapping.
Aisle vs Window Seat

Did you hear about the blonde who asked for an aisle seat on the airplane? She didn't want her hair to get messed up sitting by the window.
A Clear View

While making plans with a travel agent for a trip to Europe, the blonde asked, "Can you see England from Canada?"
"No," replied the travel agent, a bit stunned.
"But they look so close on the map."
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I'll have to ask my blond girl friend what she thinks of these jokes.....

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I do not understand these jokes (((

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Maybe you are blonde....
Or maybe just a thread bumper..
It is only a year old....((()))

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Although reading a long time, but it was so funny

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