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Unread 03-25-2011, 10:10 AM   #1
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Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.

Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.

Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.

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So it means marriage is just nothing? No, just kidding haha..
Good one!

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1) Marriage is a three-ring circus:
engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

2) Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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Very good words. Thank you!

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Ha ha ha. It's a nice joke on marriage, friend! But, just as a joke it should be taken.
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Good!!! but i still want to have it

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