1.Why was the washing machine laughing?
Because it was taking the piss out the underpants.
2What do you do with a years worth of used condoms?
Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear.
3One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."
He replies "BREASTS."
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